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It's the finish of day 7 at the 1977 15 meter nationals at Hobbs as Billy Hill pulls his Zuni into a victory pullup after 5 1/2 hours on course. More finishers straggle in and eventually a radio call from 7N announces he will land about one mile short. Perhaps it was fatigue, or maybe dehydration was the cause, but the PIK cartwheels and the pilot is injured. When doctors begin treatment of what should have been a relatively straightforward case they discover a ruptured bladder which turns a routine situation into something with more grave consequences.
Most of us can relate stories of flights whose most memorable aspects had something to do with either not drinking enough water or not being able to get rid of the contents of a bladder that seemed ready to explode. Add to those the tales of spewing baggies, cockpit floods and bags wrapped around leading edges and it is clear that more information is needed by glider pilots in dealing with what can be anything but a laughing matter. This article presents two systems by which men and women can take care of nature's call and thereby lessen the chances of dehydration, discomfort and the danger of a ruptured bladder in an otherwise `routine' crash.
Perhaps it is advancing age, maybe just the quest for more efficiency, but with time men's relief systems seem to evolve from just `holding it', to bag jettison systems, to various plumbing schemes that empty overboard. Given the ease of use, low incidence of leaks and spills, lower distraction factor inflight, and absence of corrosive damage to landing gear and rudder parts, the male external catheter (mec) plumbed to a landing gear door seems to be the best system for the boys.
The tubing recommended is 1/4" id polyethylene. This is a hard- walled, rather rigid tubing that can nevertheless be routed from the cockpit, under the seat pan through bulkheads and mounted on the lower rear corner of a gear door. It will take the twisting required to extend the landing gear but won't collapse if it is squeezed under the seat pan. It is available at hardware stores.
It is a little simpler to vent the system out the belly under the seat pan but the result is a lower fuselage washed in corrosive urine that gets on the metal parts of landing gears and rudder hinges. Take the time to route the tubing to the gear door so that with the gear extended during use the entire spray is directed away from the ship. Tests with dyed water show this to be the case.
Another important hydrological feature is the incorporation of a T fitting between the mec and rigid tubing. A piece of surgical tubing (normally clamped off) allows the pilot to blow the plumbing dry following use and thereby avoid freezing and trailer stains. Catheters are available at medical supply outlets or any pharmacy by special order. The Mentor Freedom Cath sells for about $1.40 each and is available in three sizes. These devices are much like a condom with a flexible tube that connects to your ship's plumbing. The adhesive used prevents leaks even under the pressure of purging blow outs, however it is recommended that a small towel be used when disconnecting to catch any stray fluid.
Women are confronted with a different set of challenges of course, but experience with use of feminine bladder control guards shows these to be quite satisfactory, and definitely superior to the alternatives of deliberate pre-flight dehydration, curtailed flights, or the hazards and discomfort that come to pilots flying with bulging bladders. The good news is that no modifications are necessary to the glider.
One of the manufacturers of the magic devices that solve the problem is Johnson and Johnson who offer their Serenity feminine bladder control pads (Super absorbency). The secret of these things is a chemical gelling system contained within the fluted cotton liner that can absorb and retain liquid as fast as it can be poured on. Even when held near vertical so that runoff would logically result, none occurs. The surface away from the user is water proof so handling is manageable.
In practice, at least for new users, there is some distraction from the demands of flying the ship so a crowded thermal is not a good place to try this. It is necessary to loosen the restraint system and clothes should be of a sort that will allow access. Consider a trial run on the ground and make provisions for a container to hold the used pads. It is most important that the pads not be squashed by weight or clothing while being used as this will prevent rapid absorption.
Although these pads will hold a full bladders worth, it is prudent to use them more often with less volume until experience shows the best logistics.
If you've been frustrated or lazy in dealing with the call of nature while soaring, good solutions are available. Don't tolerate the inconvenience any longer. It could be a lot worse than inconvenient.
In article <4dgj17$ahh@moorgate.algor.co.uk>, Rick Filipkiewiczwrote: > >Since in-flight peeing is so necessary why don't the benighted >manufacturers fit a pee tube going out of the gear doors as standard?
Schempp-Hirth will install a relief tube for extra DM's.
>I've got one on my K6-E that comes out just in front of the wheel and >it works fine; the Venturi suction is amazing.
The S-H tube exits just in front of the wheel on the Ventus and urine does not enter the wheel well. Perhaps because the well is sealed, there is no through flow of air.
The urine does, however, flow along the underside of the fuselage (leaving a gummy residue which the crew is reluctant to clean off!) and some of it enters the rudder gap causing rusting of the lower rudder hinge bolt.
I now use an on-board fiber glass container between the floor and my calf. It holds 2 liters and vents through the manufacturer's relief tube providing suction and a path for overflow in the unlikley event of my output exceeding 2 liters per flight.
Regards, Dave NL (No Lift, NNeeds iron thermaLL)
Readers of Sailplane & Gliding will be familiar with the following bit of intelligence .. see S & G June/July 1994 .. p.146
Yes, ladies, it's what you've been hoping for... a high-technology waste disposal system .. The innovative part is a 12v electric vacuum pump driven by the glider batteries which sucks out the urine into a plastic container. The working end has an appropriately shaped receiver which has proved to be leak-free in the year the propotype has been tested.
Roland Schmitt from Cologne produced it for his wife, but it has been such a success that production has started. You can order one from Roland Schmitt, Diepeschrather Str 6a, D-561069 Kolm, tel 01049 221 686782
Happy landings!!!
Just can't avoid this string.....
I've been using pee baggies within which I've placed some newly developed superabsorbant fibres (not commercially available yet) sewn into a J cloth bag. The fibres absorb about 200x their volume in fluid, and up to the 100x level, retain a firm jello-like spill proof mass. Prototypes were tested to destruction by one of the slackest bladders in Western Canada, and the ensuing Mark IV design is bombproof for mortals. High volume (~1 litre) can be accomodated without being messy. Other bonuses include not having to drop your garbage out over the ground, and you also get a nice warm armrest for about ten or fifteen minutes! Any questions about this fibre, just Email. The technical development of these fibres is continuing ( and no-one's pecker has fallen off due to contact. Yet)
Development for women's use could occur, if only we had some women who flew!
Mike Glatiotis
A combination I've found good (for men) is a 1-quart ziploc bag filled with a "walker" size diaper (for 25-30 pound babies). Trim the plastic edges off the diaper and fold it inside out before inserting into the bag. When used, the diaper will absorb all the liquid within a minute or so, so leakage afterwards is not a risk. Please don't throw it out the window! Sure makes longer flights feasible and enjoyable. And does not require modifying the glider.
brumstik@interaccess.com (broomstick) writes: > I have seen advertised, and pictures of, a device known as a "feminine urinary > flow director". This is a hand-held molded plastic uh... plastic thing that > has a wide scoop shape on one end and a spount on the other. Supposedly a > women is not even required to drop her drawers to use it. Just unzip the fly, > insert scoop end, aim spout....
There are oval-shaped funnel sort of things used by female triathletes so they don't have to get off their bikes to pee. I've seen the one my brother's wife uses, though I have no idea where you get them. It wouldn't hurt to try a bicycle store, though.
Come to think of it: I bought my Camelbak at a bicycle store, so I guess sailplane pilots have quite a bit in common with long distance cycists.
another potential source; sport shops dealing with mountaineering; an ex-girfriend used to climb up cliffs and such which sometimes involves spending a couple of days/nights strapped in some harnesses on the side of a vertical wall... these gadgets (i.e., I know some use shoehorns, but there are better stuff) might not necessarily be usable though; i.e., although there is a common problem between both sports (amount of clothing and a harness) it has to deal with different problems; i.e., less turbulence, but very windy conditions...
by the way; in UK a significant portion of the theory exam for PPL is dedicated to `human performance and limitation'; from what I recall they insist on not getting dehydrated in flight, but suggest nothing about how to deal with it; nor do they give much info about how the urinary system actually works (a good understanding of what to expect, and helps planning); i.e., it is quite silly to make a tabou of something actually so important...
I bought mine from a medical supply company, works well, BUT requires practice to MENTALLY adjust to it's use, like anything which involves the 'not talked about' areas in human activities.
Beverley